<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4703220273222418364</id><updated>2011-12-21T07:38:58.648-05:00</updated><title type='text'>BEAVER NEWS</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://thebeaverinthemanhat.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4703220273222418364/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thebeaverinthemanhat.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>BEAVER IN THE MAN HAT</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05977233270955132747</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>20</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4703220273222418364.post-8872087236925259596</id><published>2011-12-21T07:38:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2011-12-21T07:38:58.655-05:00</updated><title type='text'>T'WAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRIMBLEMAS IN THE WOODLANDS</title><content type='html'>T’was the night before Crimblemas and all through the lodge&lt;br /&gt;Junior Beaver was tinkering and Moe was passed out.&lt;br /&gt;Their costumes lying wet on the ottoman by the fire&lt;br /&gt;Kiddies hoped that the Beaver in the Man Hat would soon be there.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Woodland babes were all tucked into their various beds&lt;br /&gt;With visions of animated SPAM cans waltzing in their heads&lt;br /&gt;The misses in her oversized “brumpa” and I in my Norwegian “Fiska”&lt;br /&gt;Put our tired fuzz butts down for a “quickie” before snack.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Suddenly we heard the sound of silverware smashing against our house&lt;br /&gt;I fell out of bed and landed on my slippers, either that or a swollen mouse?&lt;br /&gt;Stumbling to the window I adjusted my under garment,&lt;br /&gt;Ripped off the curtain and pushed my face through the glass no matter.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The moon was like cheese, thick and full of sodiumI couldn’t believe I was about to witness a humdrum-conundrum!&lt;br /&gt;I blinked repeatedly, drooled a bit, thought for a moment I was wearing a cowl.&lt;br /&gt;Then I see the villainous Dr. Pus, in a storage tote pulled by some nasty fowl.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He was maniacal, frothing and smelled like an open bowel&lt;br /&gt;Transfixed, I had to pee and was ready to go in a towel.&lt;br /&gt;When he opened his mouth and his goggles shot up&lt;br /&gt;He pointed at each bird, passed gas, burped and threw up!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;“Now Semu, now, Boris! now Yngwie and Stubbs…&lt;br /&gt;On Sanchez! On Forebush! On Dander &amp;amp; Bishop!&lt;br /&gt;To the peak of the ginger house and the base of the lodge&lt;br /&gt;Move you lousy flock, otherwise I’ll replace you with shuttlecocks!”I suddenly hear them all land on the roof&lt;br /&gt;It sounded like this, “BIM, BIFF, BANG, POOF!”&lt;br /&gt;I turned my head like a screw or is it a shrew?&lt;br /&gt;They all stood by our X-Mas tree, naked like beef stew.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He was covered in fur, goggles and drool.&lt;br /&gt;He laughed and said, “Move the table, push in the stools!”&lt;br /&gt;Throwing his hairy sack on the floor on my favorite braided rug&lt;br /&gt;When out of the bag came radioactive glowing ladybugs!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;His eyes were like laser beams, burning and red&lt;br /&gt;He held out his platypus claw and it smelled like day old bread.&lt;br /&gt;His duck bill was thick, dark and wetthe grossest looking thing I had seen as of yet.&lt;br /&gt;Smoke rose from his body, whether it be stench or gas I can’t say&lt;br /&gt;But accompanying them all was the smell of wet hay.&lt;br /&gt;His shape like an eggplant, bulbous and firm&lt;br /&gt;He stood their and leered, teasing me with a generous earthworm.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Fat I’d say, that’s what he was&lt;br /&gt;I didn’t know whether to cry, scream or pass out!When they all drew their twig guns on me and smiled&lt;br /&gt;He said, “Get ready for a nasty mash up of eggnog and bile!”&lt;br /&gt;He said no more but looted my house and defecated about&lt;br /&gt;There was goose poop on my feet and slime on my snout.&lt;br /&gt;My eyes bugged out and my mouth was agape.&lt;br /&gt;When down the chimney he came in a top hat and cape.&lt;br /&gt;He was whiskery and tough, like a walnut with fur&lt;br /&gt;He had a mole for a sidekick who was humming a song from Blur.&lt;br /&gt;I heard the beaver clear his throat, as he exclaimed erect and proud&lt;br /&gt;“Stand back Pus and evil clan, the Beaver in the Man Hat is on hand!”&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4703220273222418364-8872087236925259596?l=thebeaverinthemanhat.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4703220273222418364/posts/default/8872087236925259596'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4703220273222418364/posts/default/8872087236925259596'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thebeaverinthemanhat.blogspot.com/2011/12/twas-night-before-chrimblemas-in.html' title='T&apos;WAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRIMBLEMAS IN THE WOODLANDS'/><author><name>BEAVER IN THE MAN HAT</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05977233270955132747</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4703220273222418364.post-6519011890702180187</id><published>2011-11-22T18:25:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2011-11-22T18:35:48.230-05:00</updated><title type='text'>BACK FROM THE LAND OF NOD</title><content type='html'>Holy Rip Van Stinkle, has it been THAT looooong since the last will power and testes mint of Moose &amp;amp; Chris. Wow, a lot has gone down in the past six months or so (ahem). The Paint &amp;amp; Pixel show was great, we met alot of new friends, handed out a lot of our character standees (destined for office cubicles EVERYWHERE!) and did some nice p.r. along the way; hope to go back next year. Chris &amp;amp; I were teased with the prospect of the Beaver turning into a video game, not much came form that; but the excitement and "hope" (sure it floats, like a turd!) was almost enough, aaaaaalmost.....wah!&lt;br /&gt;Well, we are planning on adding some new things to the site in the next coming weeks, one being a Facebook link to our group on that site, quickly becoming the "go to" for anything, so I'd hope that you would join as we both plan on using it for all sorts of neat things. We're still in the process of making our second cd (based around the theme of an old Time Radio show) and speaking of shows, we plan on getting our fur wet in the new year with a couple more appearances at NE based shows, let's see if we can get Crooks out of his lodge this time (after his Paint &amp;amp; Pixel no show!). Moose is contemplating drawing some of the strip himself, more of a blackmail to get CRooks' nose to the bristol if you catch my whiff (Rob Deer). Until we can get the "button" up on the main page here is the link to our Facebook group &lt;a href="http://www.facebook.com/groups/131426523611518/"&gt;http://www.facebook.com/groups/131426523611518/&lt;/a&gt; please join up as this is a GREAT way to spread the beaver and friends/foes all over the web. I am pleased to report that our site is picking up major traffic and we are getting new readers A:: around the world, pretty exciting. Thanks for hanging with us and being patient, if I had CRooks's artistic ability I'd be hitting you folks with new strips every ten days, but I'm at the mercy of the muse, you know? Have faith, it'll be worth it, the Beaver in the Man Hat has a lot of potential (in my humble bumble predictions) and I for one am keepng the faith (and a small Lego figure that is customized to look like george Michael by my laptop) that someday, one day....what was I talking about? Thanks to all, see you in the Woodlands....and beyond.....Moose&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4703220273222418364-6519011890702180187?l=thebeaverinthemanhat.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4703220273222418364/posts/default/6519011890702180187'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4703220273222418364/posts/default/6519011890702180187'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thebeaverinthemanhat.blogspot.com/2011/11/back-from-land-of-nod.html' title='BACK FROM THE LAND OF NOD'/><author><name>BEAVER IN THE MAN HAT</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05977233270955132747</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4703220273222418364.post-4862882431700349497</id><published>2011-02-01T19:26:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2011-02-01T19:56:15.349-05:00</updated><title type='text'>More Beaver Exposure....</title><content type='html'>The dynamic do-overs will be crawling out of their Lodge and sharing the Beaver with any who wish to be "beavered" come April 16, 2011. The first Paint &amp;amp; Pixel Festival is being held in Northampton, MA; just south of the Woodlands so Moose &amp;amp; CRooks decided to take a field trip for the day, Saturday 10-5 PM @ the Northampton Center for the Arts (right across from the Academy of Music). We'll be giving away all kinds of Beaver related stuff, so pop by, say hello, shoot the breeze, cajole, whatever you desire...just don't stand next to our fire! Hope to see you there....&lt;br /&gt;Moose&lt;br /&gt;PS: In "non field trip" related news, if you wish to join the Beaver message board, just drop Moose an email and let me know that you want to join, as we get mondo-SPAM and it's too hard to differentiate between the nice folks and the egg yolks.&lt;br /&gt;Ta, M-again&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4703220273222418364-4862882431700349497?l=thebeaverinthemanhat.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4703220273222418364/posts/default/4862882431700349497'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4703220273222418364/posts/default/4862882431700349497'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thebeaverinthemanhat.blogspot.com/2011/02/more-beaver-exposure.html' title='More Beaver Exposure....'/><author><name>BEAVER IN THE MAN HAT</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05977233270955132747</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4703220273222418364.post-4791170345384647878</id><published>2010-12-01T20:38:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2010-12-01T20:46:49.428-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Long Time Know Beaver</title><content type='html'>The extemporaneous circumcisions which, ahem, arise, have risen. Crooks has finally got him Incubus-itis under control and I continue to tinker in the tink room on Beaver and editing, or as they say in Woodland Slavic, "Edahrtin." Our ever absent sketchy sketcher assures me (key word in their in ass) that he is back on schedule, as well as being in the "NY Groove," whichever that means, evidently he's got some ace up his sleeve? So, new strippage and some PH.B.I Files are coming in the next few days when our Guru-sarus slaps 'em up on Ye' Old dusty website. Thank you for checking us out, for continuing to read and email us; we enjoy all the feedback and such; check us out our Facebook group under, of course, "The Beaver in the Man Hat." So, until Crooks &amp;amp; Moose emerge with their SECOND cd, hang on to yourself; and of course, the beaver.&lt;br /&gt;Moose&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4703220273222418364-4791170345384647878?l=thebeaverinthemanhat.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4703220273222418364/posts/default/4791170345384647878'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4703220273222418364/posts/default/4791170345384647878'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thebeaverinthemanhat.blogspot.com/2010/12/long-time-know-beaver.html' title='Long Time Know Beaver'/><author><name>BEAVER IN THE MAN HAT</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05977233270955132747</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4703220273222418364.post-8011394916202671900</id><published>2010-07-10T20:05:00.004-04:00</published><updated>2010-08-01T10:41:03.340-04:00</updated><title type='text'>500 Beavers descend upon San Diego Comic Con</title><content type='html'>Er, well, I'm sure there will be more than 500, literally; but in terms of our wicked awesome promotional fliers whipped up by the coolest whipper of them all: CRooks; a stunning swipe of a classic comic book cover that I'm sure will have some of you saying, "Holy beaver Batman!" Please see the great work that CRooks has done once more from his humble chair in the hills of the Woodlands. Thanks also to my friend Mr. Murphy who will be dropping said fliers at the SDCC for us, thus ensuring that our beaver spreads, yes, yes indeed...I can just hear the maniacal laughter of that saucy, acrid Dr. Pus now...."Bwa-ha, bwa-ha, bwa-ha ha ha ha ha ha..." Until the next color upload, make yours beaver.&lt;br /&gt;Forever and emotively, M&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4703220273222418364-8011394916202671900?l=thebeaverinthemanhat.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4703220273222418364/posts/default/8011394916202671900'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4703220273222418364/posts/default/8011394916202671900'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thebeaverinthemanhat.blogspot.com/2010/07/500-beavers-descend-upon-san-diego.html' title='500 Beavers descend upon San Diego Comic Con'/><author><name>BEAVER IN THE MAN HAT</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05977233270955132747</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4703220273222418364.post-3459377350641471148</id><published>2010-06-19T20:53:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2010-07-10T22:08:51.449-04:00</updated><title type='text'>THE MOOSE &amp; MAZZ SHOW</title><content type='html'>MOOSE MATTSON IS PROUD TO ANNOUNCE HIS FORAY WITH MAZZ (THE ARTIST FORMER LEE WAMER-ED AS) INTO THE WORLD OF RADIO BROADCASTING WITH THEIR NEW SHOW, TUES &amp;amp; SAT 4-6 PM &amp;amp; 8-10 PM ON WMCBLP 107.9 GREENFIELD, IN ADDITION TO PLAYING THE SOUNDS THAT INSPIRE MOOSE WHILE HE IS WORKING ON THE BEAVER, WE ALSO EXPLORE OTHER POP CULTURE CORNERS AND EVEN SNEAK IN A LIL' BEAVER PROMOTION NOW &amp;amp; THEN. SO, IF YOUR CHORD'LL REACH, OR AT THE VERY LEAST YOUR EARS, GIVE A LISTEN, EH? WE'LL BE SCREAMING, ER, I MEAN STREAMING SOON...."WE'D LOVE TO TURN YOU ON, AS LONG AS YOU DON'T TURN US OFF!"&lt;br /&gt;M&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4703220273222418364-3459377350641471148?l=thebeaverinthemanhat.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4703220273222418364/posts/default/3459377350641471148'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4703220273222418364/posts/default/3459377350641471148'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thebeaverinthemanhat.blogspot.com/2010/06/moose-mazz-show.html' title='THE MOOSE &amp; MAZZ SHOW'/><author><name>BEAVER IN THE MAN HAT</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05977233270955132747</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4703220273222418364.post-8250619614680463601</id><published>2010-06-19T20:47:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2010-07-10T20:53:31.962-04:00</updated><title type='text'>THE PUMP DON'T WORK 'CAUSE THE VANDALS TOOK THE HANDLE</title><content type='html'>SEEMS OUR RESIDENT GROUNDHOG, CROOKSIE DID IN FACT SEE HIS SHADOW &amp;amp; THUS HAD TO SPEND MORE TIME THAN USUAL HUDDLED IN A BALL IN THE CORNER OF HIS WORK STATION, JITTERING IN BEAVER WITHDRAWL BEHIND THE WARMTH OF HIS MAC. NEEDLES TOUCHE THE BEAVER HAS ENJOYED SOME NEW EXPOSURE THANKS TO OUR FRIENDS (HI ERIK!) AT THE COMICONN (WHICH WAS RECENTLY SOLD TO THAT DASTARDLY DEVILISH GAREB SHAMUS-AKA THE WICKED YOUNG MAN), WE WERE TARDY IN EXPRESSING OUR GLANDS IN INTEREST TOWARD ATTENDING BUT WERE ABLE TO STUFF THE GOODIE BAGS WITH OUR PROMO POSTCARDS...BOO YEAH! WE WARNED YOU THAT THE RIDE WOULD BE BUMPY; WITHIN THE NEXT TWENTY DAYS YOU'LL SEE THE THIRD, COLOR DOUBLE DECKER STRIP &amp;amp; CROOKS WILL SHOW ALL HOS TO GIT ER DONE, DIDNEY STYLE. JUST A QUICKIE TO THANK ONE &amp;amp; ALL FOR THEIR INTEREST, PATIENCE, &amp;amp; (HOPEFULLY) SUPPORT IN SHARING OUR BEAVER WITH YOUR FIRENDS, 'MEMBER THE OLD AZTEC SAYING, ME CASA BEAVA, SUE CASA BEAVA...HOLD ON TIGHT TO YOUR CHIMICHANGAS!&lt;br /&gt;OHDELAY!&lt;br /&gt;M&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4703220273222418364-8250619614680463601?l=thebeaverinthemanhat.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4703220273222418364/posts/default/8250619614680463601'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4703220273222418364/posts/default/8250619614680463601'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thebeaverinthemanhat.blogspot.com/2010/06/pump-dont-work-cause-vandals-took.html' title='THE PUMP DON&apos;T WORK &apos;CAUSE THE VANDALS TOOK THE HANDLE'/><author><name>BEAVER IN THE MAN HAT</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05977233270955132747</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4703220273222418364.post-6585602696238643778</id><published>2010-03-15T19:47:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2010-07-10T20:42:27.325-04:00</updated><title type='text'>HAPPY ST. PLATYPUS DAY</title><content type='html'>IT HAS BEEN MANY MOONS &amp;amp; A THOUSAND MORE SANDWHICHES SINCE WE'VE EMERGED FROM THE BRUSH OF THE WOODLANDS; THINGS HAVE BEEN, WELL, HAIRY TO SAY THE BEST! MOOSE &amp;amp; CROOKS HAVE BEEN TRYING TO BREAK DOWN THE BARRIER(S) BETWEEN PROMOTERS AND NO-PERSONS SUCH AS OURSELVES TO LITTLE LUCK, WITH ANIME BOSTON, THE COMICONN &amp;amp; CHILLER THEATRE ALL SAYING, "NO!" TO OUR BEAVER; WHO'D A THUNK IT?&lt;br /&gt;WELL, WE CONTINUE TO POUND IT, IN AN EFFORT TO GRASS ROOTS OUR COLLABORATIVE, OR "MIDNIGHT CONFESS" IT "SOONER OR LATER!" WE SEND OUR HEARTS AND BEAVER WHISKERS OUT TO THOSE WHO FAITHFULLY READ, OR HALF READ, OR HAVE INTEREST IN OUR "WORLD" 'CAUSE YOU ARE WHAT WE STRIVE TO MAKE CHUCKLE, TICKLE AND GIVE A TREE BARK HUG FORTH TO! SO, IN A MANAHMANA OF SPEAKING, "GO PUS!"&lt;br /&gt;THE ARTIST SIMPLY KNOWN AS CROOKS HAS PLEDGED A NEW CREEDO: TO BE MORE DILLIGENT, MORE SWIFT WITH HIS INK BRUCH AND MAKE SURE ALL HIS CLOCKS (THE OUTIES &amp;amp; THE INNIES) ARE N'SYNC; CAUSE TIME IS PRECIOUS AND SO ARE STUFFED MUSHROOMS, SO WE FEEL YOUR PANES, CURTAINS &amp;amp; ALL! THANKS FOR THE SUPPORT, EVEN THOUGH WE ARE NOT JOCKS IN ANY SENSE OF THE WORD, THOUGH CROOKS DOES HAVE A STRANGE MANLY MUSK ABOUT HIM, RIGHT UNDER HIS EARLOBES NEAR THE NAPE OF HIS NECK, DON'T ASK HOW I KNOW THIS!? KEEP READING, SPREAD THE BEAVER, PLEASE, TELL YOUR FRIENDS, 'CAUSE THIS WORLD IS DESTINED TO ROCK YOURS. TO INDIGESTION &amp;amp; BEYOND...&lt;br /&gt;MIGHTY MOOSE (CREATOR/WRITER/MAN OF SIDEBURNS &amp;amp; HATS!)&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4703220273222418364-6585602696238643778?l=thebeaverinthemanhat.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4703220273222418364/posts/default/6585602696238643778'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4703220273222418364/posts/default/6585602696238643778'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thebeaverinthemanhat.blogspot.com/2010/03/happy-st-platypus-day.html' title='HAPPY ST. PLATYPUS DAY'/><author><name>BEAVER IN THE MAN HAT</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05977233270955132747</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4703220273222418364.post-6780855260196467272</id><published>2009-11-20T18:41:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2010-07-10T20:33:24.700-04:00</updated><title type='text'>TWO MORE WOODLANDS CREATURES AT LARGE...</title><content type='html'>IT SEEMS COMISSIONER MACINAW HAS UPDATED THE PH.B.I'S FILES WITH TWO NEW WOODLANDS PERSONALITIES, THE FOREVER CHAINED PLAY TOY OF THE TWISTED ZEALOT DR. PUS: COREY THE SNAIL; AND THE PERIMETER GUARD FOR THE ICKY PUS BOG, THE SAVAGE EMU: SEMU. TWO MORE CRITTERS YOU'LL COME TO KNOW &amp;amp; LOVE AS OUR STORY UNFOLDS...YOU'LL SEE THE NEWEST STRIP OVER THE NEXT FEW DAYS, AFTER MUCH DELAY DUE TO OUR DISHONEST EXCURSION OFF THE BEATEN-UP PATH...YES, WE ARE SAUCY! YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST. SO, WITH THE DUCKS BACK IN TOW, WE PLOD ON FOREVER FORWARD, WE HOPE THAT YOU WILL BE THERE WITH US FOR THE RIDE, 'MEMBER THE STEAM RISES...THEN AGAIN SO DOES A LOT OF OTHER STUFF!?&lt;br /&gt;M&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4703220273222418364-6780855260196467272?l=thebeaverinthemanhat.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4703220273222418364/posts/default/6780855260196467272'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4703220273222418364/posts/default/6780855260196467272'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thebeaverinthemanhat.blogspot.com/2009/11/two-more-woodlands-creatures-at-large.html' title='TWO MORE WOODLANDS CREATURES AT LARGE...'/><author><name>BEAVER IN THE MAN HAT</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05977233270955132747</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4703220273222418364.post-6052019498960967318</id><published>2009-10-22T21:08:00.003-04:00</published><updated>2010-07-10T20:25:42.456-04:00</updated><title type='text'>THE BEEG ALL PULLCORN</title><content type='html'>SO, THE BIG APPLE CON AS WE WHO FREQUENTED IT IN THE PAST KNEW IT IS, SADLY, NO MORE. THE ALL NUDE, BIG APPLE CON IS....BLEH! NOT VERY WOODLANDS-WORTHY. THE DAY WAS NOT A TOTAL LOSS AS CROOKS GOT TO PLANT HIM BUM-BUM IN THE HALLOWED, HOLLOWED SEAT THAT ADAM WEST'S RUMP FIT SO COMFORTABLY INTO: THE CLASSIC BATMOBILE FROM THE BATMAN TV SERIES. HOPEFULLY IN THE FUTURE THERE WILL BE A SPACE RESERVED RIGHT NEXT TO IT FOR THE LIFE SIZE "BEAVER CART," WAIT AND SEE...CROOKS &amp;amp; MOOSE DID MANAGE TO HAND OUT SOME PROMO FLYERS, ALWAYS TRYING TO SPREAD THE BEAVER, THAT'S US; WE GOT SOME LOOKS, BUT SOME LOOKERS AS WELL. ARGH. SO, UNTIL THE NEXT CON, WE'RE DEEP IN THE WOODLANDS, HOPE TO SEE YOU THERE TOO....CRUNCH CRUNCH.&lt;br /&gt;M&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4703220273222418364-6052019498960967318?l=thebeaverinthemanhat.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4703220273222418364/posts/default/6052019498960967318'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4703220273222418364/posts/default/6052019498960967318'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thebeaverinthemanhat.blogspot.com/2009/10/big-apple-con.html' title='THE BEEG ALL PULLCORN'/><author><name>BEAVER IN THE MAN HAT</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05977233270955132747</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4703220273222418364.post-2620832830676192775</id><published>2009-10-16T21:21:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2009-10-16T21:28:54.495-04:00</updated><title type='text'>FIBBER MCGEE &amp; MOLLY....</title><content type='html'>Well, there's been some "raod work" on Beaver path as of late, er...well, actually that's a wee lil' white one. Crooks &amp;amp; I were busy tring to con our way into the Comic Strip Star contest on Amazon.com a few weeks back. Seems they accepted aroud 2000 applicants, and every two weeks widdled the numbers down. Yours (us) truly made the first cut, to the 250 mark, alas we lost out on the next round when the cut narrowed the combatants down to 50. Howlever, I think they got on to our "fudge" despite my best attempts to mask our bumbling website, and we were outed! See, submissions had to be "unpublished" AND the strips had to be done by a sole creator; and, as once can plainly see, this we aint'! So even though I asked the Super Powers that be to "block the site" I think it was all in main vein and our emerald curtain was pulled back revealing the proof in the puddin'. So you can expect to see the Beaver and Moe back in about ten days; JR, our webguru is vacationing down under with Mrs. Webguru and we must twiddle our thumbs until he gets his dingo-butt back in the Woodlands. Therefore, let the twiddlin' begin.....Ever theirs, Moose&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4703220273222418364-2620832830676192775?l=thebeaverinthemanhat.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4703220273222418364/posts/default/2620832830676192775'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4703220273222418364/posts/default/2620832830676192775'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thebeaverinthemanhat.blogspot.com/2009/10/fibber-mcgee-molly.html' title='FIBBER MCGEE &amp; MOLLY....'/><author><name>BEAVER IN THE MAN HAT</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05977233270955132747</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4703220273222418364.post-6944632603246013681</id><published>2009-08-05T21:45:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2009-08-05T21:57:16.596-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Crouching Moose Hidden Beaver</title><content type='html'>Well, they say a picture tells a thousands Williams, you prey tell me? We got some very nice photos on a mysterious disc care of the PH.B.I. today and we pelasantly plopped to find the enclosed "top secret" images!&lt;br /&gt;To my immediate write, is Moose Mattson, head writer and chief adviser on Beaver (sorry guys!); Moose was busy signing a disgusting amount of his post-it note autobiography he managed to write while Crooks was busy playing Annie Lebovitz, yes, he has better hair, DUH! So, see what you missed?&lt;br /&gt;The second "beaver shot" is Moose holding the much sausaged after Beaver in the Man Hat Wizard World Exclusive ash-can, ONLY given away at Wizard Worlds across the country this year, which constitutes two! If you would like a copy of this sure to be collectible (think eBay!) than just drop us an email; we are in the processed meat of having our "contact button" (I said lunch, NOT launch!) added to the site by Grand Master, the Wizard of Webbage: JR! So please be english patient! Additionally, all you need do is ask for a copy of the Woodlands Creatures of the Night EP and it's yours....if you got the ears and stomach muscles?&lt;br /&gt;Well, the Woodland calls, see you there? Hope so. 'member, action, drama, adventure, intruige, horror, comedy &amp;amp; emu mucus...all that and so much 'Moe!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;M&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4703220273222418364-6944632603246013681?l=thebeaverinthemanhat.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4703220273222418364/posts/default/6944632603246013681'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4703220273222418364/posts/default/6944632603246013681'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thebeaverinthemanhat.blogspot.com/2009/08/crouching-moose-hidden-beaver.html' title='Crouching Moose Hidden Beaver'/><author><name>BEAVER IN THE MAN HAT</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05977233270955132747</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4703220273222418364.post-8413397841067117581</id><published>2009-06-30T22:24:00.006-04:00</published><updated>2009-07-13T09:56:56.051-04:00</updated><title type='text'>THE WIZARD WORLD RAP &amp; THEN SUM</title><content type='html'>WIZARD WORLD PHILLY, SHORT RIDE IN, WIZARD WORLD PHILLY, ELONGATED MAN RIDE HOME. NUMB LEGS, SORE BUM, HUNGRY STOMACH, ANGRY MUM; WIZARD WORLD PHILLY, LUKE WARM RECEPTION, WIZARD WORLD PHILLY, WE CAN DEAL WITH LOW BROW REJECTION; CHEAP PARKING, EXSPENSIVE PRETZEL &amp;amp; SLUSHIE, THOUGH NOT AS PRICEY AS A PICTURE WITH LOU FERRIGNO, SO....WIZARD WORLD PHILLY, GETTIN' SMALLER, WIZARD WORLD PHILLY, WARM LIKE A SAUNA, THE TABLE LOOKED GOOD, PRO AS CAN BE, JUST NO BODY WANTIN' NONE OF ME; WIZARD WORLD PHILLY, GAREB SHAMUS, WIZARD WORLD PHILLY, HIS LAST NAME RHYMES WITH A NUS...IF YOU REALLY STRETCH IT! WIZARD WORLD PHILLY, MIGHT DO IT AGAIN, WIZARD WORLD PHILLY, MIGHT NOT BE BACK AGAIN! WIZARD WORLD PHILLY....YOU CAN KISS MY ASH-CAN!&lt;br /&gt;SOBE, IT (GET IT?) ANYWILL, WWPHILLY WAS AN EXPERIENCE TO SAY THE LEAST, NEXT SHOW BEAVER AND MOE'LL BE GOING TO A SMALLER SCALE VENUE TO SEE HOW THINGS GO....MAYBE A HORROR THEMED CON? TIME WILLIAM TELL.....&lt;br /&gt;ON THE OTHER PAW, CHECK OUT THE LATEST STRIP, IN BLAZING, GOOEY COLOR; A WHOPPING DOUBLE DECKER DOSAGE OF BEAVER AS JUNIOR BEGINS HIS "TRANSMUTATION..." DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH THAT DIAL SOAP! THE ALWAYS SKEEVIE CROOKS PLANS ON DOING HIS WANDERLUST TO EVERY SEVENTH UPLOAD, SO YOU CAN EXPECT EVEN MORE BEAVER AND IT BE SHINY AND FULL OF ALLURE!STAY DIRTY, STAY WITH THE BEAVER AND STAY ON THE ROAD....SEE YOU IN WOODLANDS AND IN THE NEXT ARTIST'S ALLEY, FROM THE UDDER SIDE OF THE FOUR FOOTER!&lt;br /&gt;M&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4703220273222418364-8413397841067117581?l=thebeaverinthemanhat.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4703220273222418364/posts/default/8413397841067117581'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4703220273222418364/posts/default/8413397841067117581'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thebeaverinthemanhat.blogspot.com/2009/06/wizard-world-rap-then-sum.html' title='THE WIZARD WORLD RAP &amp; THEN SUM'/><author><name>BEAVER IN THE MAN HAT</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05977233270955132747</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4703220273222418364.post-6986141589802081499</id><published>2009-06-17T22:51:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2009-07-10T22:53:04.779-04:00</updated><title type='text'>THE WOODLAND: CREATURES OF THE NIGHT</title><content type='html'>Here is a sneak peak at the Beaver in the Man Hat EP we'll be giving away at Wizard World Philadelphia on June 21st; aptly titled, The Woodland: Creatures of the Night. Crooks did a wicked lester good job on this one! We're already hard at work on our next cd, a themed "Old Time Radio" style EP, scheduled to drop around Halloween.....Well, that's Italian! Feast your eyes and glut your soles, A-Reebok! MrMM&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;06/17 PPMS- Make sure that you click on the album cover to the right, it'll take you to the full album on myspace, open your ears...and close your mouth! Mx2&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4703220273222418364-6986141589802081499?l=thebeaverinthemanhat.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4703220273222418364/posts/default/6986141589802081499'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4703220273222418364/posts/default/6986141589802081499'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thebeaverinthemanhat.blogspot.com/2009/06/woodland-creatures-of-night.html' title='THE WOODLAND: CREATURES OF THE NIGHT'/><author><name>BEAVER IN THE MAN HAT</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05977233270955132747</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4703220273222418364.post-4396355089919652146</id><published>2009-05-31T21:46:00.003-04:00</published><updated>2009-05-31T22:07:52.951-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Not Quite Ready For Prime Time</title><content type='html'>Well, all bets are off, here's the long awaited interview with Mr. Moose Mattson &amp;amp; The Dark Beaver himself, the Beaver in the Man Hat; as we two kinks appeared on the "That There Shagg Show" back in March. Guess I better start practicing my Oscar speech, gotta thank all the little peep holes and such. I can see it now, "Best Actor," Moose Mattson...or am I the support on this one? I dunno....Somehow I think we're gonna need all the support we can get!&lt;br /&gt;M&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;P.S. click the Beaver picture on the right to be directed to the Youtube clip. M&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4703220273222418364-4396355089919652146?l=thebeaverinthemanhat.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4703220273222418364/posts/default/4396355089919652146'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4703220273222418364/posts/default/4396355089919652146'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thebeaverinthemanhat.blogspot.com/2009/05/not-quite-ready-for-prime-time.html' title='Not Quite Ready For Prime Time'/><author><name>BEAVER IN THE MAN HAT</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05977233270955132747</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4703220273222418364.post-7239620045717274837</id><published>2009-05-22T19:54:00.003-04:00</published><updated>2009-05-25T11:52:03.901-04:00</updated><title type='text'>We ALL have a voice, but we are not herd...</title><content type='html'>Ok, Ok, I punned it, sorry; it's heard. Anyway, we her ein the Woodland (this ficitonal place where we feel we all live, or to be precise the fuzzy alternate universe Earth-45 versions of us reside) want YOU to be heard, or at the very least get a good echo going. So, pweeze feel free (and fine) to log-in to the message board and post your thoughts, your hopes, your desires, your favorite high end liquid soaps/body scrubs or preferred brand of toe nail clipper...did that sound too desperate?&lt;br /&gt;Really, we'd like to hear from you, the public, the entity (that's entity, NOT en-titty!); so don't be bashful, be unbashed, "stand up &amp;amp; shout" or if all else fails, squeak!&lt;br /&gt;Moose of Munch&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4703220273222418364-7239620045717274837?l=thebeaverinthemanhat.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4703220273222418364/posts/default/7239620045717274837'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4703220273222418364/posts/default/7239620045717274837'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thebeaverinthemanhat.blogspot.com/2009/05/we-all-have-voice-but-we-are-not-herd.html' title='We ALL have a voice, but we are not herd...'/><author><name>BEAVER IN THE MAN HAT</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05977233270955132747</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4703220273222418364.post-679270961202998521</id><published>2009-05-15T16:39:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2009-05-15T16:41:36.335-04:00</updated><title type='text'>WIZARD WORLD PHILADELPHIA APPEARANCE</title><content type='html'>Clutch those cheese steaks close to your hearts….&lt;br /&gt;Wizard World Philadelphia is about to be invaded by those two bufoons behind the Beaver In The Man Hat, Moose Mattson &amp;amp; Chris Rooks. On Sunday June 21st if you happen to be in that frame of mind or time zone, stop by Artist’s Alley to meet the vigorous duo; you’ll also be able to pick up the Wizard World exclusive Beaver In The Man Hat ash-can comic with a limited run of 500 copies (yeah, we’re cheap!). Chris will be doing sketches AND ask us about our limited “hat-sketches;” of course we’ll be chatting up the web comic and giving away the Beaver In The Man Hat E.P. on compact disc; including the Beaver Theme Song, The Ballad of Dr. Pus, Bishop’s Lament, Beaver &amp;amp; Moe’s Message AND the Beaver in the Man Hat remix! So, don’t miss out on the multi-media deluge, there’s something for everyone; don’t fear the beaver, unless you’re an agent of the Pus Army.&lt;br /&gt;Thanks for stopping by, see you in the Woodland…and beyond!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4703220273222418364-679270961202998521?l=thebeaverinthemanhat.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4703220273222418364/posts/default/679270961202998521'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4703220273222418364/posts/default/679270961202998521'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thebeaverinthemanhat.blogspot.com/2009/05/wizard-world-philadelphia-appearance.html' title='WIZARD WORLD PHILADELPHIA APPEARANCE'/><author><name>BEAVER IN THE MAN HAT</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05977233270955132747</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4703220273222418364.post-2791057363542124665</id><published>2009-05-09T20:10:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2009-05-09T20:15:20.949-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Your Mother should know...</title><content type='html'>We here in the Woodlands want to wish ALL the Mom's across the forest and beyond a very happy, warm, love-filled Mother's Day this Sunday (May 10th); and remember it's going to be a "mutha" of a year for the Beaver in the Man Hat as well, so don't you dandy dare miss out on the action, the intruige, the romance, the spinach, the hotdoggin'...&lt;br /&gt;EVERY ten days, online, &lt;a href="http://www.thebeaverinthemanhat.com/"&gt;www.thebeaverinthemanhat.com&lt;/a&gt;...&lt;br /&gt;Here.&lt;br /&gt;Not there.&lt;br /&gt;M&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4703220273222418364-2791057363542124665?l=thebeaverinthemanhat.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4703220273222418364/posts/default/2791057363542124665'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4703220273222418364/posts/default/2791057363542124665'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thebeaverinthemanhat.blogspot.com/2009/05/your-mother-should-know.html' title='Your Mother should know...'/><author><name>BEAVER IN THE MAN HAT</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05977233270955132747</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4703220273222418364.post-1396941428649197729</id><published>2009-05-07T20:03:00.003-04:00</published><updated>2009-05-07T20:44:17.463-04:00</updated><title type='text'>BEAVER STRIP #4 &amp; beyond.....</title><content type='html'>Well, tardiness aside, the Beaver in the Man Hat muscles on; do remember faceless readers that we try and stick to our "every ten days" upload policy bringing you futher adventures of our whacky Woodland critters; but sometimes those darn stars don't always align, soooooo; when we hit snags or blind pimples as we call them, we've devised a, well, some would say Easter egg, but I'm calling it a "cool whip moment" where our strip will be "interrupted" by WTV, Woodland Television which will bring you monumental and, more times than not, mundane Woodland news, with anchor Moose Mattson (no relation folks!). So keep you eyes peeled, you ears open and your knuckles cracked for this exciting new(s) feature.....&lt;br /&gt;Speaking of exciting news over the next few days you'll see "Beaver TV" (not what you think guys, and some gals); Beaver TV will bring you live action adventures and promotional footage of the Beaver in the Man Hat, creators, Dr. Pus and so darn much more. So be on the lookout here for the BEaver TV icon, or on our Myspace page AND the vast expanse known as Youtube.....&lt;br /&gt;Additionally, The Beaver in the Man Hat theme song will be making its way onto the webite soon; brought to you by Misfit Dan &amp;amp; Ian Von Doom, sure to be the topic of many a chinwag around "ye old water cooler" in offices around the world; a little bit country a little bit glam rock! So, with this auspicious news I must bid you all a fondu....hold on to your top hats.....it's gonna be a clumpy ride....M&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4703220273222418364-1396941428649197729?l=thebeaverinthemanhat.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4703220273222418364/posts/default/1396941428649197729'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4703220273222418364/posts/default/1396941428649197729'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thebeaverinthemanhat.blogspot.com/2009/05/beaver-strip-4-beyond.html' title='BEAVER STRIP #4 &amp; beyond.....'/><author><name>BEAVER IN THE MAN HAT</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05977233270955132747</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4703220273222418364.post-8082585817414372742</id><published>2009-05-04T19:46:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2009-05-04T19:48:04.244-04:00</updated><title type='text'>May Day!</title><content type='html'>The Beaver in the Man Hat is officially one month old!!!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4703220273222418364-8082585817414372742?l=thebeaverinthemanhat.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4703220273222418364/posts/default/8082585817414372742'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4703220273222418364/posts/default/8082585817414372742'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thebeaverinthemanhat.blogspot.com/2009/05/may-day.html' title='May Day!'/><author><name>BEAVER IN THE MAN HAT</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05977233270955132747</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry></feed>
