THE PUMP DON'T WORK 'CAUSE THE VANDALS TOOK THE HANDLE

SEEMS OUR RESIDENT GROUNDHOG, CROOKSIE DID IN FACT SEE HIS SHADOW & THUS HAD TO SPEND MORE TIME THAN USUAL HUDDLED IN A BALL IN THE CORNER OF HIS WORK STATION, JITTERING IN BEAVER WITHDRAWL BEHIND THE WARMTH OF HIS MAC. NEEDLES TOUCHE THE BEAVER HAS ENJOYED SOME NEW EXPOSURE THANKS TO OUR FRIENDS (HI ERIK!) AT THE COMICONN (WHICH WAS RECENTLY SOLD TO THAT DASTARDLY DEVILISH GAREB SHAMUS-AKA THE WICKED YOUNG MAN), WE WERE TARDY IN EXPRESSING OUR GLANDS IN INTEREST TOWARD ATTENDING BUT WERE ABLE TO STUFF THE GOODIE BAGS WITH OUR PROMO POSTCARDS...BOO YEAH! WE WARNED YOU THAT THE RIDE WOULD BE BUMPY; WITHIN THE NEXT TWENTY DAYS YOU'LL SEE THE THIRD, COLOR DOUBLE DECKER STRIP & CROOKS WILL SHOW ALL HOS TO GIT ER DONE, DIDNEY STYLE. JUST A QUICKIE TO THANK ONE & ALL FOR THEIR INTEREST, PATIENCE, & (HOPEFULLY) SUPPORT IN SHARING OUR BEAVER WITH YOUR FIRENDS, 'MEMBER THE OLD AZTEC SAYING, ME CASA BEAVA, SUE CASA BEAVA...HOLD ON TIGHT TO YOUR CHIMICHANGAS!
OHDELAY!
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