HAPPY ST. PLATYPUS DAY

IT HAS BEEN MANY MOONS & A THOUSAND MORE SANDWHICHES SINCE WE'VE EMERGED FROM THE BRUSH OF THE WOODLANDS; THINGS HAVE BEEN, WELL, HAIRY TO SAY THE BEST! MOOSE & CROOKS HAVE BEEN TRYING TO BREAK DOWN THE BARRIER(S) BETWEEN PROMOTERS AND NO-PERSONS SUCH AS OURSELVES TO LITTLE LUCK, WITH ANIME BOSTON, THE COMICONN & CHILLER THEATRE ALL SAYING, "NO!" TO OUR BEAVER; WHO'D A THUNK IT?
WELL, WE CONTINUE TO POUND IT, IN AN EFFORT TO GRASS ROOTS OUR COLLABORATIVE, OR "MIDNIGHT CONFESS" IT "SOONER OR LATER!" WE SEND OUR HEARTS AND BEAVER WHISKERS OUT TO THOSE WHO FAITHFULLY READ, OR HALF READ, OR HAVE INTEREST IN OUR "WORLD" 'CAUSE YOU ARE WHAT WE STRIVE TO MAKE CHUCKLE, TICKLE AND GIVE A TREE BARK HUG FORTH TO! SO, IN A MANAHMANA OF SPEAKING, "GO PUS!"
THE ARTIST SIMPLY KNOWN AS CROOKS HAS PLEDGED A NEW CREEDO: TO BE MORE DILLIGENT, MORE SWIFT WITH HIS INK BRUCH AND MAKE SURE ALL HIS CLOCKS (THE OUTIES & THE INNIES) ARE N'SYNC; CAUSE TIME IS PRECIOUS AND SO ARE STUFFED MUSHROOMS, SO WE FEEL YOUR PANES, CURTAINS & ALL! THANKS FOR THE SUPPORT, EVEN THOUGH WE ARE NOT JOCKS IN ANY SENSE OF THE WORD, THOUGH CROOKS DOES HAVE A STRANGE MANLY MUSK ABOUT HIM, RIGHT UNDER HIS EARLOBES NEAR THE NAPE OF HIS NECK, DON'T ASK HOW I KNOW THIS!? KEEP READING, SPREAD THE BEAVER, PLEASE, TELL YOUR FRIENDS, 'CAUSE THIS WORLD IS DESTINED TO ROCK YOURS. TO INDIGESTION & BEYOND...
MIGHTY MOOSE (CREATOR/WRITER/MAN OF SIDEBURNS & HATS!)