Long Time Know Beaver

The extemporaneous circumcisions which, ahem, arise, have risen. Crooks has finally got him Incubus-itis under control and I continue to tinker in the tink room on Beaver and editing, or as they say in Woodland Slavic, "Edahrtin." Our ever absent sketchy sketcher assures me (key word in their in ass) that he is back on schedule, as well as being in the "NY Groove," whichever that means, evidently he's got some ace up his sleeve? So, new strippage and some PH.B.I Files are coming in the next few days when our Guru-sarus slaps 'em up on Ye' Old dusty website. Thank you for checking us out, for continuing to read and email us; we enjoy all the feedback and such; check us out our Facebook group under, of course, "The Beaver in the Man Hat." So, until Crooks & Moose emerge with their SECOND cd, hang on to yourself; and of course, the beaver.
Moose

500 Beavers descend upon San Diego Comic Con

Er, well, I'm sure there will be more than 500, literally; but in terms of our wicked awesome promotional fliers whipped up by the coolest whipper of them all: CRooks; a stunning swipe of a classic comic book cover that I'm sure will have some of you saying, "Holy beaver Batman!" Please see the great work that CRooks has done once more from his humble chair in the hills of the Woodlands. Thanks also to my friend Mr. Murphy who will be dropping said fliers at the SDCC for us, thus ensuring that our beaver spreads, yes, yes indeed...I can just hear the maniacal laughter of that saucy, acrid Dr. Pus now...."Bwa-ha, bwa-ha, bwa-ha ha ha ha ha ha..." Until the next color upload, make yours beaver.
Forever and emotively, M

THE MOOSE & MAZZ SHOW

MOOSE MATTSON IS PROUD TO ANNOUNCE HIS FORAY WITH MAZZ (THE ARTIST FORMER LEE WAMER-ED AS) INTO THE WORLD OF RADIO BROADCASTING WITH THEIR NEW SHOW, TUES & SAT 4-6 PM & 8-10 PM ON WMCBLP 107.9 GREENFIELD, IN ADDITION TO PLAYING THE SOUNDS THAT INSPIRE MOOSE WHILE HE IS WORKING ON THE BEAVER, WE ALSO EXPLORE OTHER POP CULTURE CORNERS AND EVEN SNEAK IN A LIL' BEAVER PROMOTION NOW & THEN. SO, IF YOUR CHORD'LL REACH, OR AT THE VERY LEAST YOUR EARS, GIVE A LISTEN, EH? WE'LL BE SCREAMING, ER, I MEAN STREAMING SOON...."WE'D LOVE TO TURN YOU ON, AS LONG AS YOU DON'T TURN US OFF!"
M

THE PUMP DON'T WORK 'CAUSE THE VANDALS TOOK THE HANDLE

SEEMS OUR RESIDENT GROUNDHOG, CROOKSIE DID IN FACT SEE HIS SHADOW & THUS HAD TO SPEND MORE TIME THAN USUAL HUDDLED IN A BALL IN THE CORNER OF HIS WORK STATION, JITTERING IN BEAVER WITHDRAWL BEHIND THE WARMTH OF HIS MAC. NEEDLES TOUCHE THE BEAVER HAS ENJOYED SOME NEW EXPOSURE THANKS TO OUR FRIENDS (HI ERIK!) AT THE COMICONN (WHICH WAS RECENTLY SOLD TO THAT DASTARDLY DEVILISH GAREB SHAMUS-AKA THE WICKED YOUNG MAN), WE WERE TARDY IN EXPRESSING OUR GLANDS IN INTEREST TOWARD ATTENDING BUT WERE ABLE TO STUFF THE GOODIE BAGS WITH OUR PROMO POSTCARDS...BOO YEAH! WE WARNED YOU THAT THE RIDE WOULD BE BUMPY; WITHIN THE NEXT TWENTY DAYS YOU'LL SEE THE THIRD, COLOR DOUBLE DECKER STRIP & CROOKS WILL SHOW ALL HOS TO GIT ER DONE, DIDNEY STYLE. JUST A QUICKIE TO THANK ONE & ALL FOR THEIR INTEREST, PATIENCE, & (HOPEFULLY) SUPPORT IN SHARING OUR BEAVER WITH YOUR FIRENDS, 'MEMBER THE OLD AZTEC SAYING, ME CASA BEAVA, SUE CASA BEAVA...HOLD ON TIGHT TO YOUR CHIMICHANGAS!
OHDELAY!
M

HAPPY ST. PLATYPUS DAY

IT HAS BEEN MANY MOONS & A THOUSAND MORE SANDWHICHES SINCE WE'VE EMERGED FROM THE BRUSH OF THE WOODLANDS; THINGS HAVE BEEN, WELL, HAIRY TO SAY THE BEST! MOOSE & CROOKS HAVE BEEN TRYING TO BREAK DOWN THE BARRIER(S) BETWEEN PROMOTERS AND NO-PERSONS SUCH AS OURSELVES TO LITTLE LUCK, WITH ANIME BOSTON, THE COMICONN & CHILLER THEATRE ALL SAYING, "NO!" TO OUR BEAVER; WHO'D A THUNK IT?
WELL, WE CONTINUE TO POUND IT, IN AN EFFORT TO GRASS ROOTS OUR COLLABORATIVE, OR "MIDNIGHT CONFESS" IT "SOONER OR LATER!" WE SEND OUR HEARTS AND BEAVER WHISKERS OUT TO THOSE WHO FAITHFULLY READ, OR HALF READ, OR HAVE INTEREST IN OUR "WORLD" 'CAUSE YOU ARE WHAT WE STRIVE TO MAKE CHUCKLE, TICKLE AND GIVE A TREE BARK HUG FORTH TO! SO, IN A MANAHMANA OF SPEAKING, "GO PUS!"
THE ARTIST SIMPLY KNOWN AS CROOKS HAS PLEDGED A NEW CREEDO: TO BE MORE DILLIGENT, MORE SWIFT WITH HIS INK BRUCH AND MAKE SURE ALL HIS CLOCKS (THE OUTIES & THE INNIES) ARE N'SYNC; CAUSE TIME IS PRECIOUS AND SO ARE STUFFED MUSHROOMS, SO WE FEEL YOUR PANES, CURTAINS & ALL! THANKS FOR THE SUPPORT, EVEN THOUGH WE ARE NOT JOCKS IN ANY SENSE OF THE WORD, THOUGH CROOKS DOES HAVE A STRANGE MANLY MUSK ABOUT HIM, RIGHT UNDER HIS EARLOBES NEAR THE NAPE OF HIS NECK, DON'T ASK HOW I KNOW THIS!? KEEP READING, SPREAD THE BEAVER, PLEASE, TELL YOUR FRIENDS, 'CAUSE THIS WORLD IS DESTINED TO ROCK YOURS. TO INDIGESTION & BEYOND...
MIGHTY MOOSE (CREATOR/WRITER/MAN OF SIDEBURNS & HATS!)